No amount of relish can top these tweets. If I had a time machine, I would just go to the future to see if they still have hot dogs.— Glove Monkey (@Gelatin_Cyborg) June 13, 2015 Home Depot is going to revoke my dad card if they find out I cooked hot dogs indoors today— Musky Lozenge™ (@LostCatDog) May 25, 2015 Why isn't there a function on my FitBit that measures how many hot dogs I've eaten today?— Daniel Carrillo (@DanielRCarrillo) May 13, 2015 So why do hot dogs come ten in a pack but you can't text me back?— ibid (@ibid78) April 24, 2015 I dropped my hot dog on my riding lawnmower today. It's okay, though. Don't be sad. I have a lot of hot dogs now.— Smoochie (@TySmithdrums) June 8, 2015 I was actually hoping those were hot dogs instead of your legs in that picture.— Rob Rubin (@ForeverHairy) May 15, 2015 You call it baseball season, I call it Finally I can publicly eat 6 hot dogs in one sitting &amp; nobody thinks it's weird season.— Janine Brito (@janinebrito) April 6, 2015 It smells like hot dogs in my office. On paper that sounds bad but it’s actually quite pleasant.— philippe iujvidin (@philyuck) March 17, 2015 Note: these tweeters are not affiliated with Applegate. We just think they're hilarious! What's In Your Hot Dog?