Sandwiches are serious business. These tweets? Not so much... Your password must contain two numbers, the whispered name of a devil long forgotten, a tuba solo, mustard, wait this is my sandwich order— ibid (@ibid78) March 13, 2015 I'd like a sandwich named after me, please.— Steve Mieczkowski (@IGotsSmarts) February 14, 2015 I think I just ate my sandwich too fast. I can only find one of the toothpicks that held it together.— Kirk Fox (@kirkfox) January 24, 2015 Whoever created the club sandwich must've been like we need a sandwich that's really inconvenient to eat.— Swishergirl (@Swishergirl24) February 4, 2015 I'm hungry. Might try to get the sandwich from inside the VHS player that I put there when I was 4.— Jake (@jake_likes_naps) December 20, 2014 There are like, no good places to get a sandwich in my apartment.— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) February 9, 2015 I don't get why anyone would cut their sandwich into straight rectangles when the diagonal way of sandwich-cutting exists.— Stephanie McMaster (@Smethanie) February 4, 2015 *awkwardly tries to slip $20 bill into cable guys back pocket* Sir for the 3rd time [bites sandwich] I'm not giving you my Reuben— Sad Tree (@sad_tree) January 22, 2015 the sandwich was invented when a person with bread and a person with meats realized how cool they were and high fived, then high fived again— tara shoe (@tarashoe) January 20, 2015 "I'm in my 123rd trimester" my mom calculates as she cuts the crusts off my sandwich— dan mentos (@DanMentos) January 26, 2015 Note: these tweeters are not affiliated with Applegate. We just think they're hilarious! What's In Your Sandwich?