We cut the crusts off the Twitter for ya. You're welcome. *sees guy about to take his first bite of a nice sandwich* Hey you gonna finish that— Joe (@sad_tree) April 10, 2015 Last time I was at my parents' house I yelled at my mom for genuinely explaining the concept of a sandwich to me.— shelby fero (@shelbyfero) December 24, 2014 Lawyer: Your honor, my client couldn't have done these crimes. He's a ham sandwich. Judge: Is this true? Defendant: *ham sandwich noises*— Blind Chow (@BlindChow) January 14, 2015 don't want to brag but I just found a sandwich under my bed— Mary Charlene (@IamEnidColeslaw) January 26, 2015 .@amazon can you send me a sandwich please— Musky Lozenge™ (@LostCatDog) April 8, 2015 *makes kissing noise at display sandwich*— jonnifer lopez (@senderblock23) March 4, 2015 The most hurtful things I've ever heard from someone I love are: 1) Bye 2) Goodbye 3) Can I have a bite of your sandwich?— Mariya Alexander (@MariyaAlexander) March 11, 2015 Be the architect of your own happiness. Make yourself a sandwich.— CrankyPappy (@CrankyPappy) March 4, 2015 here's some free advice: make me a grilled cheese sandwich— ©hel (@cee_ryan) March 12, 2015 Enough with the grilled cheese tweets lady everyone knows it's the best sandwich in the world— Pantsface (@pantsfaced) December 21, 2014 Note: these tweeters are not affiliated with Applegate. We just think they're hilarious! What's In Your Sandwich?