Serving suggestion: Dip these tweets in tomato soup. A mom on my flight just asked if anyone wants a sandwich. Two people said yes. Neither from the family. I might have been one of them. — caprice crane (@capricecrane) April 3, 2015 if you take a bite out of your sandwich and potato chips don't fall off well then you're not me.— The Getaway Girl (@The_GetawayGirl) March 30, 2015 Do you want your sandwich grilled? "Yes please" Ok [to sandwich] WHERE DID YOU HIDE THE BODY— Nice Hippo (@NicestHippo) April 4, 2015 If god is real I hope I go to sandwich heaven— Adam Wilson (@theleanover) April 9, 2015 [i plant my face deep in my palm in the break room] you guys know lunch is a ploy by the sandwich industry to get us to eat sandwiches right— chuuch (@ch000ch) April 9, 2015 Does a sandwich count as a handheld device?— Tralfaz (@DplightPete) March 26, 2015 There really is no greater honor in life than having a sandwich named after you.— Rob Rubin (@ForeverHairy) March 14, 2015 If 'deli' isn't short for 'delicious' i give up on the english language— ballin' ass furlin (@thefurlinator) April 15, 2015 Note: these tweeters are not affiliated with Applegate. We just think they're hilarious! What's In Your Sandwich?